My Sugar:Sadie will sleep anytime, anywhere! It's fabulous! Isn't she a doll?

My Spice:
Have you ever had moments where you just wanted to disappear? You know, those times when you wish you were dreaming, all the while hoping and praying you don't see anyone you know?
Well, to all the people in the ward that I saw at King Soopers today (and those that were there around 4:00 today who, in this case, were fortunate enough to be spared from the story that will follow), I would have liked to have disappeared.
We haven't had milk in the house since breakfast yesterday (Friday morning), and, with tomorrow being Sunday, I HAD to make it to the grocery store today. I had planned to go after Morgan's "rest time" (it's our tricky way of getting her to take a nap--she thinks rest time is fun). So, 3:30 rolls around and I need to wake Morgan up so we can go to the store (note: I don't like to let her sleep too long or late during the day, or she won't go down well at night). I go into her room, and she's half-awake as I'm getting her ready to get into the car.
On the way to the store (less than 2 miles), Morgan realizes she doesn't have her shoes on. No worries, I brought them with me. Morgan begins to scream because I can't just turn around while I'm driving and get them for her (they were behind my seat, on the floor). So, when we get to the parking lot, she is in hysterics (to my family: sounds familiar, doesn't it?) and tries to convince me that she will wait in the car while I shop. Ummm....I don't want to have CPS after me, so of course, that's not an option. So, I wrestle her into the cart. Determined NOT to lose the battle, Morgan decides to take her shoes off and tries throw them. I guess she thought if she didn't have shoes on, we wouldn't go. I grabbed her shoes, put them back on her feet, and we continued across the parking lot to the store, me holding her feet with my hands and using my forearms to push the cart. (Here's where I want to disappear) Oh, and Sadie is sound asleep in her carseat in the basket.
So, we get into the store and Morgan continues to scream. I get several "will you please make your kid shut up!" looks, and a few grandmas tried to console Morgan, only to be snapped at by a screaming 2-year old. I think to myself, "she's contained in the cart and I only have about 5 things to get, so I'll make it quick." I ignore Morgan, and within a few minutes, she's quieted to sniffles, and is politely asking if she can get out and walk. Talk about 180 degrees!
Anyway, so, I'm thinking I'm going to get out without any permanent damage on my parenting record. Then, the former bishop's wife comes down the aisle. Of course, we start chatting and Morgan's not so happy demeanor reveals that she was the child heard screaming (I think they could hear her on the moon!) just a few minutes ago. Then, our former bishop meets up with his wife and politely mentions that he noticed us earlier, but thought it wouldn't be a good time to say hi. Thank you. It really wouldn't have been.
I am in the line to check out, Morgan is happy again, and I'm almost home free! Enter two more ward members. The story repeats itself, and now, for all of you at King Soopers this afternoon, you can blame my child for the "mood music" in the store!
I can't leave all of you thinking I hate my child (I'm over it now, but at the moment, I considered leaving her), so here is a picture from this weekend. Morgan "staged" this scene, and then hollered for me to come take a picture. May I present, Morgan and her best friends!

My Everything Nice:
Brian has been on a business trip. Well, that's what he claims, but "other sources" (thanks, Alex, Logan, and Tyler) informed me that he also decided to have fun and hang out with the college crowd again! Okay, so he just spent time with my sisters and our almost brother-in-law, instead of being lonely in a hotel room, bored to death.
Even though I was a single mom for a couple of days, he just got home (like 5 minutes ago) and I'm so happy he's back. If anything, Morgan always seems to be more well behaved when Daddy's around. I think she's getting to the age that she can sense what I'm feeling. She's relieved, too, when I'm relieved when Brian comes home! I love you, Sweetie! Here he is, watching Sports Center, I'm sure, with Sadie.
